nikocado avocado

a funny crazy handsome youtuber who makes a specific funny face that makes everyone laugh. he also trolls the internet. ever since he lost weight I've been wanting his cum in my vagina. he's so hot. he has a cute smile and nice eyes. even tho he was married to a handsome guy I still want him to shove his big dick up my vagina. and alot of girls can say the same. he would need viagra. everyone knows who nikocado is. if people saw him at walmart they would jump up and down. I love nick just the way he is.

girl 1: wait nikocado avocado is kinda hot
girl 2: for real he actually is hot I want his dick inside my vagina

girl 1: me too

nikocado avocado: gee thanks

by middleeasternprincess October 22, 2024

bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight

Turning Sigma; gaining aura.

P1: I have just seen someone stop using brainrot!
P2: bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight

by notryhards33 October 16, 2024

Nickocado Avocado

Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.

heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )

nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..

( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers

Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.

Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?

Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.

Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store

Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )

Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK

OINK BITCH :)

by Dino Chicken Nuggets October 8, 2021

Nicocado Avocado

A fat obese child predator who eats everyday and is killing itself slowly that has no life.

Nicocado Avocado eats food everyday for some stupid reason.

by iloveeatingfatstuff April 10, 2023

Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado

The feeling of perceiving yourself as gross, overweight, gay and/or annoying. Could also mean you feel like making disgusting food that is deep fried.

“Man, Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado right now with how much gross wing sauce is on my face.”

by Spaacebear November 21, 2022

Nikocadoavacado

A overweight prick that capitalizes off of food and only fans, he had a bird, the bird died and that’s why he’s all messed up in the head.

Person 1: Who’s that dude that cries for no reason
Person 2: Nikocadoavacado?

by Larry is cyoot November 7, 2021

nikocadoavocadobravaradomonumento

A morbidly obese person who craves cheese.

"This guy's a real nikocadoavocadobravaradomonumento"

by bababooeyfafaloooeyratatouie January 10, 2024