nice job foreskin

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."

teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

by Sefcear#32 May 25, 2020

jinjja nice body

a word you can say to a person if she/he has a nice body.

"unnie jinjja nice body" - Miyawaki Sakura

by hakdog14 January 30, 2020

s'nice

"It's nice!". Combination of the words it is and nice. Used as a quicker and more casual pronunciation of "it's or it is nice".

Proper pronunciation: "I love the layout of their living room, it is nice". Social pronunciation: "I love the layout of their living room, s'nice".

by MarleyBoyDesigns&StudioCapraro August 20, 2009

Nice Cock Bro

A way to greet, and compliment one another with class. Can be used to greet men, women, and all the confused members of society in between.

Hey, nice cock bro!

Thanks dude I really needed that, my self confidence just got boosted through the roof.

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Nice caps

What to say when someone has jeans with holes inside above their kneecaps.

Credit: My English teacher, Mr. L-V

Person 1: Has jeans with holes above their kneecaps.
Person 2: Nice caps
Person 1: Thanks i guess.

by AaA2772 March 12, 2021

This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)

Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

by RaioKai October 15, 2011