new zealand 

a place where all rip off australians go to be nuetral and where people cannot say the letter 'i'.

Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.

if u want an example of how prissy new zealanders are, finish reading all this "we're beautiful and just as good as australia! so don't be meanie poos" shit, then search australia and read about how proud we are to be poitically uncorrect we are, how we drink twice our own body weight in beer and how swearing is our language.

its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views

new zealand by Sammi likes to swear November 18, 2006

New Zealand 

New Zealand, contary to beliefs that we are good people, we commit war crimes too.

In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.

New Zealand by Hachi-Control October 21, 2008

New Zealand 

That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.

Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?

Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"

New Zealand by Proud Aussie Girl October 11, 2012

new Zealand  

Known to the world as Australias bitch

Hey I am going on a holiday
Were to?
new Zealand
oh yea mean Australias bitch
Yes I do

new Zealand by Meerkat April 26, 2008

new zealand 

two islands, chilling out down south, above the antarctic, and with many things that quite frankly we hogged from other countries.

new zealand: fish and chips, government, tvs, all comms for that matter, medicines, architecture, BUT, we did infact invent jandles. Don't laugh.
They're cool.

new zealand by maggiesylvia October 3, 2006

New Zealand 

New Zealand is a country for the rich and wealthy first. What is presented is false. The welfare state is residual and under almost constant attack from right wingers. There is a pervasive feel of self-interest and greed im NZ. A smug self satisfaction is evident. Many of the wealthy live in elite suburbs, for instance, in Christchurch, Merivale or Fendalton. New Zealand has no written constitution.

New Zealand is a country for the rich and wealthy first. What is presented is false. The welfare state is residual and under almost constant attack from right wingers. There is a pervasive feel of self-interest and greed im NZ. A smug self satisfaction is evident. Many of the wealthy live in elite suburbs, for instance, in Christchurch, Merivale or Fendalton. New Zealand has no written constitution. The most important statutory rights are found in the unentrenched New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990. These so-called rights have been overridden many times by various NZ Parliaments. As such, some have referred to NZ an a 'elective dictatorship'or "thin" democracy. It certainly lacks the rights of Canada. Canada having the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. New Zealand is a great nation 'if' you are rich, if not, watch out

New Zealand by xvg November 4, 2006

New Zealand 

While standing behind a waterfall, positioning one's erect phallus to where it is visible on the other side of a waterfall.

"Have you ever stood behind a waterfall and stuck your dick through it?" ... "It's a little thing I like to call New Zealand" (Avidan, Leigh Daniel, "Sonic Adventure DX: Monkey Business - PART 4 - Game Grumps." YouTube, co-host Arin Hanson, Jul 22, 2015)

New Zealand by Jabborwak September 28, 2017