The Nest

The nest is when your about to take a massive shit and you take a whole bunch of toilet paper and throw it into the toilet so when you shit the poop water doesn't hit that place between your ass and nuts.

Uh Oh... It's gonna be a big one. Better build the nest.

by That dude you saw yesterday June 14, 2015

Nesting

Surrounding yourself with pillows, blankets or stuffed animals.

Building a plush nest typically when lonely, stressed, or craving attention.

I miss my partner so I've been nesting on my bed.

by Meashy April 28, 2019

Nesting

The act of cuddling and other such public displays of affection (PDA) in an open area. Nesting is commonly done spontaneously with someone you don't particularly know very well.
Group nesting is called a Nest Fest.
This act can lead to Burrowing. Burrowing can lead to babies.

Joel - "Eli went off to nest with that girl again."
Sam- "What a nesting whore."

by Holstein September 3, 2010

Nesting

The act of leaving small stashes of your things in various places in an random and unorganized manner.

My boss is constantly nesting all over my office.

by RCastro November 19, 2013

nest

A cool chatboard for women married women with a sence of humor.

if you can not laugh at yourself stay away from the nest.

by NestieGod September 7, 2006

nesting

When a woman you take to your house or apartment to have
sex with leave something behind,at first maybe a hairbrush
or scrunnzie. The more times she is over the more and bigger things she leaves behind

The stuff you left behind nesting went out on thrashday.

by nelpine1965 August 1, 2007

Nesting

The act of draping sheets of toilet paper between the toilet seat and toilet bowl until one has created a net in which to catch one's poop so that no defecation sound ("poop plunk") is audible to potential boyfriends sitting in the other room.

roommate A: "hey, we're out of toilet paper again, and the toilet is horribly clogged, whats up with that?"

roommate B: "oh, that must be Tanya. She can't go unless she's nesting."

by the flossful dodger March 7, 2010