neoliberalism

a religion where people worship the market as a god

p1: do you wanna go get something to eat tomorrow?
p2: im converting to neoliberalism so i can’t eat until $TSLA is in the green again

by oxeeeeean June 15, 2021

Nikoli

Nikoli is the name of the guy that is friends with everyone, even though he says he hates everyone. His hair is a mess on most days, just as his life is. He spends copious time on his cell phone, using Snapchat and other forms of social media. While Nikoli is a great person, he recieves most of his homework answers from the Internet. Although quirky, he's one of the best guys to know.

"Hey, did you hear that Nikoli went on a women's retreat?"
"Yeah, classic Nikoli!"

by Striperscat April 19, 2017

r/neoliberal

r/neoliberal is one of the most rational, logical, polite online communities you'll ever find, and as a supporter of free speech it pleases me that Reddit would allow such a beautiful, booming hub of economic discussion, egalitarianism and calls for fostering of free democracy to exist.

Karl Marx: Hey I just read the r/neoliberal sidebar and now I completely regret writing all my evil commie books

by I have abandoned humanity UwU October 15, 2021

neoliberalism

an economic policy whereby the 1% make even more money through commodifying everything, selling off nature, privatizing inherently governmental activities, taking away your pension, and polluting non-stop

Both Republicans and Democrats subscribe to neoliberalism, which is why nothing changes from administration to administration.

by Señora Lluvia July 11, 2017

Nikolina Cirovic

This individual is very special in both ways, one of a kind, only thing is she always has dick on her mind

Damn your such a nikolina cirovic

by -G123 June 13, 2018

neoliberal

Not to be confused with classical liberalism or theological neoliberalism, these people believe that a free market brings democracy. The classic neoliberal success story is Chile, which under Allende was a socialist democracy. Under Pinochet, the man the neoliberals brought in to replace him, it was a capitalist dictatorship. Famous for fighting with Argentina over uninhabited islands of no strategic importance. Also known as Thatcherists or neoconservatives.

Ultimately, both parties are neoliberal. It just happens the Demos use some lube when they fuck the world.

by Xyzzy March 12, 2005

Nerolism

The belief or doctrine that all Christians should be fed to lions; derived from "Nero of Rome", who indeed did feed the early Christians to hungry lions in public arena's while the Jews and Pagans of the day cheered them on.

a person who hates Christians may say, "Well I think we should just go back to Nerolism"

by gola andretti January 9, 2009