Neely

Someone who likes to return NPC responses (example: “that’s fair” and “sounds good”) when provoked. Has a very interesting vocabulary. For instance, A Neely the word “although” instead of “but.” Or the word “unpleasant” instead of “bad”.

A Neely’s greatest weakness is a bad haircut, and paintball guns.

Stop saying “that’s fair” every time I say something, you’re such a Neely

by SonicSwagGaminf February 6, 2023

Josh Neely

6’4 pure muscle and one of the biggest school jocks known to man who reportedly could play in the NFL but is to young. Can easily take down a fully grown gorilla and get any girl he wants.

Is that Josh Neely doing a quadruple backflip in the end zone? Yeah it is

by Nerddestroyer15 December 23, 2021

Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.

"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"

by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023

A Neely

Non-stop continuous bad jokes, that are disgustingly perverse, usually dealing with have nookie with ladies of the nursing home.

Last night Jimmy was being a Neely all night, and wouldn't shut up

by WhitefireFox April 22, 2022