oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

neek

The Theory that the nerds and the geeks will unite as one and destroy all who stand in their way.

A:That new theory's pretty disturbing
B:The Neek Theory?
A:Yeah

by hugewangc April 10, 2009

Neek

A neek is a fat cunt

Typicaly dudes called "Lachlan" are neeks

person 1: damn lachlans a neek
Lachlan: fuck off

by Skinny cunt October 8, 2020

neek

Me! I am a total and utter Neek and fiercely proud of it, thank you very much. Neeks are cool people who are somehow mistaken for uncool/dipshit-style-losers by proud owners of Croydon Facelifts and M.C. skills ("Boo-yaah, I deck you man, boo boo, aw naw heavy bled, innit innit yeah I is heavy, you is...shit bled top neeky man you're gay. Gay gay gay gay gay. But me is not gay. Me is horny. Yes bled heavy"). Neek is derived from 'nerd' and 'geek' both meaning approximately the same thing i.e. clever (so all of a sudden it's a bad thing to possess a brain and be capable of intelligent thought?). The point is, if you get called a neek, be proud. It doesn't mean anything negative, it's townies resenting your superior mental capacity.

*headbangs*
"Stop dancing u neek"
"No, fuck off, but thanks for recognising my neekiness"
*walks off*"You're gay"
"yes, very much so."
*breaks into run to confer "heavy heavy" to crew*

by hermaphrodite June 5, 2004

neek

although the common definition is a cross between a nerd and a geek, the word actually originates from America.

Black youths named other nigros who enrolled in education, neeks, as it is actually a cross between geek and nigro.

although it is now commonly misused across the world for naming someone a geek/nerd.

-Tyrone: (shouts) OI, NEEK BRE, GO BACK TO YOUR COLLEGE NEEK.
-Neek: according to rule '13a sub section b' you are discriminating the human rights act, developed in 1896. I'm telling.
-Tyrone: YOU GONNA GET SLAPPED
-*SMASH
-*neeks glasses smash as he hits the floor.

by g.s May 24, 2007

you-neek

When a parent claims they gave their child a unique name when really they are just illiterate assholes who decided to misspelling their child's name to satisfy their own ego.

"I named her Ahlyzabeigth, it's so unique(you-neek)!"

by name nerd June 23, 2014

Neek n' Deke

A derogatory, Arabic-English expression indicating the act of sleeping with someone, and then not calling them back or evading them afterwards. "Neek" in Arabic means to f***, and "deke" is the English short-form for decoy.

Ramsey: Bro, what happened to that girl you met at the club last night?
Fadi: Neek n' deke son!

Girl: Why didn't you call me after you left my place last night? ...hello? ...HELLO!?
Guy: ...neek n' deke bitch! *click*

by symansez July 16, 2014