The ultimate beard for people who
don't want to hide their face with a beard but still love beards. Seen on fierce indie kids, gurus,
football stars and sexy naked gorillas. Fucks up cctv face recognition and freaks out pussy haters. Popular a hundred years ago on the likes of
inspirational revolutionaries such as Abe Lincoln Che Guevara, Bob Marley and Jesus and coming back now with a vengeance.