Nobber

An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".

The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".

by Wazza101 February 3, 2012

Nuber

A person that has perma-fried their brain through either drugs or alcohol. Stems from the latin root numer, meaning number, shows that an individual has destroyed a large number of brain cells

That guy smoked so much he Nubered his mind, I don't think he can function at a level on par with the average 8 year old.

by David Fern June 19, 2008

Sticky Naber

Cummng on the face of someone sleeping. Then when they wake up, their face is stuck to the pillow.

You see that girl right there? I gave her the Sticky Naber.

by ggha May 23, 2011

nibber

a word used by white kids who don’t have a nigga pass

ayo wassup my nibber

by kkk leader08 November 9, 2019

Noberend

A person who worst than a nob head or belle end and someone who a dick with people to

That guy other there is a noberend he got to nobs

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

nubbergaster

fucking 7 year old gibberish to call somebody dumb

Stop being a nubbergaster!

by slomo blick December 12, 2022

Storm Nobber

Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!

Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?

by Dunney Boy July 17, 2015