NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.

John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.

by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 12, 2019

national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche April 11, 2018

national slap kenzie day

friday april 13th, slap a girl named kenzie!!

wow kenzie is gonna get slapped today because it’s national slap kenzie day!

by kenzie sucks April 13, 2018

National slap ass day

It’s on 8 FEBURARY 2018

Hey baby come here SLAP!

Hey baby come over here SLAP!!

Omg look at that fat arse Imma slap it
National slap ass day=slap girls arses on this day forward

by Daniel ufosos February 06, 2018

National slap ass week

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6

Ya I got to slap her ass it’s national slap ass week

by The perv from Pakistan November 06, 2020

National slap tommy day

On April 19th u must slap a tommy

On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know

by My nanny is daddy April 17, 2019

national slap ass day

April 12th you can slap anyone on the ass and they cant get mad.

I can slap your as because april 12th is national slap ass day

by Camron :) April 12, 2019