1. Suzy was too tired to continue having anal sex, leaving Jimmy with a Narwhal erection
2. Bobby say Jessie walking home from school one day with VERY short shorts on. He had a Narwhal and tried to cover it with his school books
2. Bobby say Jessie walking home from school one day with VERY short shorts on. He had a Narwhal and tried to cover it with his school books
by Jolly Giant Leprachuan March 18, 2010
by Ilike big penisssss January 09, 2010
The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.
When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR
by Scribbles January 03, 2004
A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.
by Drewsky O'Brien June 12, 2010
When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.
by TGoblin June 28, 2019
NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs
NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES
by renegade waffle February 25, 2009
Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.
Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.
dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy
dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy
by Donaldbain February 17, 2010