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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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nacoist

Someone who is passionate or surrounded by nature and it's surroundings, which is derived from NaCo (Nature & Company).
He sure is a nacoist
by a passionate NaCoist June 1, 2023
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The Nartist

Somebody who thinks that ballons is a real word; or at least misspelled baloons.
"The Nartist said his dog Jake is afraid of ballons".
by Frogness June 6, 2009
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postphagotory narcosis

That really tired, lazy feeling one gets after stuffing oneself on food. From: post, meaning after; phag; meaning eat; and narco, meaning sleep.
Duuuuuuuuude, Thanksgiving was soooo great, but I can't friggin' move... I got postphagotory narcosis!
by TinDefacto March 14, 2010
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Narcoticated

When a person is had taken too many drugs and can't function
The act of being too wasted on illegal or legal narcotics, is said to be narcoticated
by Sadajeet October 8, 2015
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Narcasistic

Narcasism / being a Narcasist / acting Narcasistic

Sarcastic narcissism

1. making fun of narcissistic people
2. trying to hide narcissism by acting sarcastic
3. misspelling 'narcissistic/narcissism'
"OH MY GOODNESS I'M SoOoOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooooooooo GOOD LOOKING!!!" says the girl while sarcastically looking at herself in a mirror for the tenth time in the past hour.
"Stop acting narcasistic!"
by moonpotato October 23, 2018
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