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the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia

The hook from the rap/snl short entitled "Lazy Sunday", as preformed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg, which originally aired on Dec 17 2005. The use of (what?) to pause between "chronic" and "cles of Narnia" isn't merely a clever stylistic emulation of aggressive rap, but also refers implicitly to the chronic, or very potent marijuana, as is evidenced in the rap video by numerous references to snacks, the inclusion of "we love" and "pass that" chronic in two of the chorus lines, and the very title of the short itself, "Lazy Sunday", a weekend day when many twenty somethings typically smoke weed and veg out after partying on Friday and Saturday.
Parnell and Samberg: "the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, yes the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, we love the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, pass that chronic (what?) cles of Narnia!"
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Narnia Gay 

When someone refuses to come out of the closet and instead have a bearded life with a wife or husband, they are Narnia Gay
'Wow he's so far in the closet he's stuck in Narnia, He's Narnia Gay'

Person 1: Wait Susan has a boyfriend? I thought she was lesbian...?

Person 2: I think she's Narnia Gay'
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In Narnia 

to be so far in the gay closet that one might as well be in Narnia (Reference to the wardrobe in C.S. Lewis' "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe")
Yeah... Ryan's not coming out anytime soon. He's so far in the closet that he's in Narnia!
In Narnia by angloafricanamerican September 30, 2011

hit up narnia 

The term you use when you want to go get super high without people knowing. The term should only be used when you want to enter a different dimension of stoned.
Noel: Hey Kate, wanna go hit up narnia?
Kate: Yeah, but it has to be quick before class.
Noel: Don't worry, we'll be there and back in a sec.
hit up narnia by KinNarnia6251 October 13, 2011

The Full Narnia 

A sexual act involving two men, a woman, a wardrobe with a hole cut out in the back, and a faun costume. Have the woman crawl into the wardrobe, sticking her head through the hole that has been cut out. When she is positioned properly, a man is then to mount the woman and perform sexual intercourse while the other man, dressed as Mr. Tumnus, receives oral sex on the other side of the wardrobe.
I'm just glad Carl still had that faun costume, otherwise we couldn't have given that bitch The Full Narnia!
the middle of fucking nowhere;extremely out of the way from everything else
My house is so out of the way from everything else, i might as well live in fucking narnia!
narnia by peopleofnarnia January 12, 2011

Moved to Narnia 

When a friend/person you are seeing stops hanging out for no apparent reason and is unable to be reached by any conventional means.
Bob: Yo have you seen John lately? He never hangs out anymore.

Andrew: I havent either. Guess he moved to Narnia.