A man who has sex way too many times way too often. This rigorous sex causes the man to bang his jizz-bags very often, making them numb. Thus, Numb Nuts.
"Alex, you numb nut. Why did you bang HER?" OR "GODAMIT Jeff, you NUMB NUT! Why don't you go fuck a tree while you're at it?"
by Kyle-fo August 01, 2005
by Sam Whitehead March 13, 2008
by JammieJamJam December 28, 2017
A Numb-nut is a light-ish insult that you would call a person who does something stupid, or is stupid. Calling someone a Numb-nut is the equivalent to calling someone a dumbass or moron.
by I suck toe for 1 dollar February 15, 2024
A male that everyone knows he gets laid often with nice girls and it goes without saying but he then becomes the target to descrimination to all others for various reasons.
A friend: numb nuts got laid again lastnight I saw him bring a nice girl into his room and I could hear her moaning all night. That lucky fucker!
by wylion2015 December 14, 2015
Lacks intelligence. Very dumb.
by Pheef008 March 27, 2024
by Manny Mack April 22, 2016