nuclear warhead

A shit of immeasurable size that is commonly accompanied with helpless grunting and severe clogging of toilets.

Damn my friend dropped a huge nuclear warhead in the locker room!

by bruhinator 2000 August 28, 2020

nuclear warhead

when yo girl sprays her bodily fluid all over your head the you gobble her pussy

bro guess what!
what?
i just gave amy a nuclear warhead.
bro shes three...

by its ya boy niggaboo February 8, 2023

nuclear warfare

1) a life threatening event that could lead to the extinction of the human race

2) your dad's monstrous flatulence, more specifically, if multiple fathers drop f-bombs (fart bombs) in a territorial, combattant matter.

1) "tell my wife i love her.."
"enough is enough, thomas. you need to understand, your wife has been dead for 5 years"

2)"what the fuck, your dad dropped an atomic bomb?"
"nuclear warfare. i know. tell yours to get out of here too. i'm gonna suffocate"

by a penis non-having bussy destr March 10, 2023

nuclear warming

An insane and fictional concept, rambled and introduced in preparation for an insanity defense.

“Nobody talks about nuclear... the problem... the biggest problem we have in the whole world... it’s not global warming, it’s nuclear warming,” Donald Trump said.

“And all it takes is one mad man and you’re going to have a problem, the likes of which the world has never seen.

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

legalize nuclear warheads

legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)

the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude

by legalize nuclear warheads June 2, 2023

10 megaton nuclear warhead

the most EPIC thing you could bring on a train, but make sure it’s the last train to san fernando.

“i LOVE 10 megaton nuclear warheads”
“i am going to send a 10 megaton nuclear warhead to your home tonight my friend”

by oppenheimerofficial December 20, 2023

nucleartard

A combination of Retard and Nuclear. To indicate that someone is so much of a retard that their brain must have been exposed to radiation.

Shut the hell up, Nucleartard!

by ahref December 4, 2007