Noof 

A derogatory synonym for the word retard, see also: downy

"Look at that guy there, he's acting like such a noof."

Noof by Calco1 May 3, 2010

noof 

a fuck nut and or dumbass

"yur a fuckin noof courtney "

noof by delehoya July 23, 2009

Noof 

n.A dick fart; a male queef; the release of gas pressure built up in a penis, usually after sex.

v.The act of dick farting.

past: noofed
present: noof
progressive: noofing

John sat down on the toilet after having long strenuous sex and let out a noof.

or

Dude1: "Dude, did your dick just fart."
Dude2: "Yeah I noofed, no big deal."

or

A man grabs his crotch and covers it up as he let a noof squeeze out.

Noof by Robust-a-nut January 18, 2009

Noof 

When a cat bumps or rubs it’s head against you.

The kitten toddled up and noofed her hand. What a friendly kitty!

Noof by Ifer June 3, 2018

Noof 

Noof is a word meaning "sub to harry" Noof may also mean a word meaning oof but noof is a more epic way of saying oof

oh noof

Noof by harry the real April 23, 2019

Noof 

Getting your ass handed to you in a game

"This McCree just noofed my ass"

Noof by Woopapoopastoop August 24, 2021

Noof 

When someone is a goof but there is nothing G about them

That r Kelly is a fucking Noof!

Noof by Targetedtugeye July 23, 2022