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The Nonnie

Also known as slob on my nob like corn on the cob. The act of a “blow job” when grandma pleases grandpa.
The Nonnie is giving grandpa a blow job.
by Thickhedgehog October 10, 2025
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Nonnie

Nonnie (n.)
/ˈnɒn.i/ — noun
1. A spiritual bypasser who mistakes the first glimpse of non-duality (“all is one, there is no self”) for the final realization — and then spends the rest of their life repeating ethereal word loops to avoid growth, responsibility, or actual practice.

2. An online personality who delivers hypnotic, paradox-filled pseudo-wisdom that sounds profound but cancels itself out, leaving the listener pleasantly confused and permanently inert.

3. The controlled opposition of spirituality: skilled at keeping seekers docile in the warm bath of “there’s nothing to do” so they never actually evolve.

Common Traits:
Replaces all concrete nouns with “Beingness,” “Is-ness,” or “Suchness.”
Answers questions by dissolving the asker’s identity (“Who is it that asks?”)
Uses poetic metaphors to replace action with aesthetic passivity.
Avoids shadow work, discipline, or ethics by declaring them “illusions.”
Lives exactly as before awakening, but with better Instagram captions.

Origin: Short for non-duality adherent, but now widely used in spiritual satire circles to describe the faux-enlightened with zero integrity. Prolific on Quora and Medium.

Related: Nihilist, pseudo-guru, bypasser, Instagram mystic, Quora cult.
Seeker: “How do I heal from heartbreak?”
"Beloved… who is it that breaks? The broken cannot heal what is unbroken, for the healing is already healed in the un-healing of the heart-ness. So… do nothing.” says the Nonnie
by YouKnowImRight1111 August 9, 2025
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nonnie

Another round, mate?
“Just a nonnie for me lad, had a big one last night
by Brian Protheroe March 31, 2024
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Nonny/nanny

Nonny/nanny is a non-offensive slur for a person in the LGBTQ+ community who doesn’t label themselves. They just like who they like!

P.S; Nonny/nanny isn’t an actual slur and anyone can use it. It’s just for fun.
Jade: wow look at that hottie!
Liz: arent they a Nonny/nanny?
Jade: it’s 2020 bro!
by hanna29 August 17, 2020
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John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.
Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023
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Nonny Sexual

Nonny Sexual Means (ONLY) Like Trans Women,Trans Men,And Non Binarys 💗❤️💙
Hello I’m Y/N I’m 14 And I’m a Nonny Sexual That Means I Only Likr Trans Women,Trans Men , Non Binarys . 💗💙❤️
by squidgame199 September 30, 2021
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Nonny Sexual

A Person Who (ONLY) Likes Trans Girls and Trans Boys And Non Binarys .💗❤️💙
Hello!!! I’m Y/N and I’m A Nonny Sexual 💗❤️💙
by squidgame199 September 30, 2021
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