Skip to main content
Neep: originated at JD Wetherspoon from the traditional Scottish meal of haggis neeps and tatties.

Neep means everything and nothing. Neep is a replacement word for anything. Can be used as an insult or compliment depending on the tone used and the context of the situation.
“That’s so neep” (that’s so annoying). “You’re such a neep” (you’re such a mong). “You look so neep” (you look so hot). “Your mum’s a neep” (your mum’s a MILF). “That’s neep” (that’s peak). “WHAT THE NEEP??!!” (What the fuck).
Neep by ilovemums69 February 21, 2025
Related Words
neep Neep Nop Neepa Neeping neepy neepzr neep heed neepam neepars Neepaulin

Neep Nop 

Acronym for bitching. Most often used in technical support to describe an annoying/irate/ pain-in-the-ass customer.
"That customer neep nopped for 20 minutes!"
Neep Nop by bOb November 21, 2002

neep heed 

Forty-five will go down in history as top-ranked neep heed.
neep heed by Nitramcod October 25, 2020

pseudo neep 

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's this great cartoon on youtube, i-it's about this guy named Neep. H-he blows up a fucking shop in the first episode. I-it's a fucking great show I love it.
Man 1: "Hey, did you see the new episode of Pseudo Neep"
Man 2: "No, did a new episode come out?"

Cheap Neep 

verb; the act of looking at someone else's screen while playing video games to find their location and take advantage of this knowledge. This often happens in shooter games with split screens or LAN games. (ing) (er)
Kid 1: How did you know I was in the secret spot?
Kid 2: Skills.
Kid 1: Goddamit, you loser, stop cheap neeping.
Cheap Neep by Pete and Eric March 4, 2007
The act of sex with very small male genetalia where the only person being pleased is the guy. A "harbaughism".
Bob got some teep neep last night. But don't tell his wife Janice.
teep neep by Fella123 November 30, 2015