neep

black minecraft sheep or a nigga sheep

Michael: yo guys i just found a black sheep!

David: wait you mean a neep?

by minecraftfanboy123 January 2, 2022

Neep

Neep: originated at JD Wetherspoon from the traditional Scottish meal of haggis neeps and tatties.

Neep means everything and nothing. Neep is a replacement word for anything. Can be used as an insult or compliment depending on the tone used and the context of the situation.

“That’s so neep” (that’s so annoying). “You’re such a neep” (you’re such a mong). “You look so neep” (you look so hot). “Your mum’s a neep” (your mum’s a MILF). “That’s neep” (that’s peak). “WHAT THE NEEP??!!” (What the fuck).

by ilovemums69 February 21, 2025

Neep Nop

Acronym for bitching. Most often used in technical support to describe an annoying/irate/ pain-in-the-ass customer.

"That customer neep nopped for 20 minutes!"

by bOb November 21, 2002

neep heed

Turnip head. (Scot. insult). Stupid.

Forty-five will go down in history as top-ranked neep heed.

by Nitramcod October 25, 2020

pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's this great cartoon on youtube, i-it's about this guy named Neep. H-he blows up a fucking shop in the first episode. I-it's a fucking great show I love it.

Man 1: "Hey, did you see the new episode of Pseudo Neep"
Man 2: "No, did a new episode come out?"

by Snow Baby Reporter March 25, 2019

Cheap Neep

verb; the act of looking at someone else's screen while playing video games to find their location and take advantage of this knowledge. This often happens in shooter games with split screens or LAN games. (ing) (er)

Kid 1: How did you know I was in the secret spot?
Kid 2: Skills.
Kid 1: Goddamit, you loser, stop cheap neeping.

by Pete and Eric March 4, 2007

teep neep

The act of sex with very small male genetalia where the only person being pleased is the guy. A "harbaughism".

Bob got some teep neep last night. But don't tell his wife Janice.

by Fella123 November 30, 2015