Naff

When you don't like something or someone, but can't find really describe why.

"Robbie Williams is just a bit naff"

by Shaowfax2020 March 15, 2009

Naff

Nothing in a deragatory way.

You've brought naff all to this discussion.

by Tosher February 10, 2002

Naff

Originally Naff was Medieval Scottish for vagina.

Princess Anne was once reported
to have said, "naff off."

by nv January 6, 2005

naff

British for "not at all funny"

God these Hallmark cards are all just naff

by mealy3.0 March 1, 2009

naff off

a kinder way of telling someone to "fuck off", was first used in the book "Kes", but popularised in the british tv series "porridge", a comedy series about a prison and its occupants. Norman Stanley Fletcher used it constantly as a way of getting around tv censorship.

got any snouts fletch?,,, Naff off your erk no I aint!

by kulucriss January 13, 2008

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004

Naff Off

It's a classier version of bite me in that it's literal meaning is "Go away, asshole" but it is usually said to someone you like in a joking manner.

According to Fowlers, Princess Anne said it to a bunch of reporters sometime in the 1980's.

It's really obscure. Princess Anne and I are the only ones I know who say it.

"So, I was reading the comics this morning and noticed that Cathy is dieting for her wedding just like you are!"

"Oh, naff off..."

by ChaliceChick November 30, 2004