Mitchell's are rare creatures. Here's what you can expect from some if not all of them.
1. Reminding people their name Is too common
2. Being jokingly offensive and homophobic
3. Too flirty for their own good.
4. Will make fun of vegans and rant about steaks/meats
5. Plays so many video games, watches movies, and will binge watch anime with their close buds.
6. Jokes too much, even In serious times.
7. Basically a reflective shield. Mitchell's don't take shit from anybody and will constantly prove to kick your ass when
they actually try to apply themselves to any situation.
8. They are incredibly lazy, almost never taking things into their own hands.
9. They are both mentally and physically strong, analyzing the situation and grasping victory.
10. They know how to give you a good time, may that be partying, in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or elsewhere.
11. (Bonus) Mitchell's are great paired up with Elizabeth (s)
1. Reminding people their name Is too common
2. Being jokingly offensive and homophobic
3. Too flirty for their own good.
4. Will make fun of vegans and rant about steaks/meats
5. Plays so many video games, watches movies, and will binge watch anime with their close buds.
6. Jokes too much, even In serious times.
7. Basically a reflective shield. Mitchell's don't take shit from anybody and will constantly prove to kick your ass when
they actually try to apply themselves to any situation.
8. They are incredibly lazy, almost never taking things into their own hands.
9. They are both mentally and physically strong, analyzing the situation and grasping victory.
10. They know how to give you a good time, may that be partying, in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or elsewhere.
11. (Bonus) Mitchell's are great paired up with Elizabeth (s)
Duuude, did you hear? Mitchel hooked up with Elizabeth last night!
Omg, Mitchell just watched 45 episodes of my favorite anime with me in three days, he's so nice!
I think Sarah got a Mitchell for a boyfriend.
Omg, Mitchell just watched 45 episodes of my favorite anime with me in three days, he's so nice!
I think Sarah got a Mitchell for a boyfriend.
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Guy: Is that Mitchell?
Girl: Yea, he is amazing
Guy: Didn't he date most of your best friends?
Girl: Yea, but that doesn't matter because I love him anyway, and he feels the same way.
Guy: Just don't get hurt
Girl: If anything, I will hurt him back...
Girl: Yea, he is amazing
Guy: Didn't he date most of your best friends?
Girl: Yea, but that doesn't matter because I love him anyway, and he feels the same way.
Guy: Just don't get hurt
Girl: If anything, I will hurt him back...
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to submit sketchy vague details claiming a record (set in private) while usurping a legitimate record set in public only moments before, therefor belittling the legitimate record holder. (in reference to Billy Mitchell in the movie King of Kong)
Wow I just got Billy Mitchelled, my Donkey Kong record was up for about 5 minutes before that dude showed that lame, fuzzy video tape that beat my record.
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Get the beca mitchell mug.the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.
roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report
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Also I can always just be my weird self around him and I can sing around him and not feel all awkward (haha) and even though things do get awkward here and there, I wouldn't trade a Mitchell for the world!!
Also I can always just be my weird self around him and I can sing around him and not feel all awkward (haha) and even though things do get awkward here and there, I wouldn't trade a Mitchell for the world!!
Ahhhhhh!!! Willard Mitchell Hot Railsback is over there doing the unicorn lol he's so perfect for me!!
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