Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

by Ciolabella April 18, 2008

mysteries

when a mature motherwoman is forced to start an affair to satisfy her physical needs. heavy shit.

life is strange.

*thinks*: i need to capture these mysteries artistically

by Krkič February 6, 2019

mysterium

a confusing and impossible to understand situation or place. Very complex. Only nerdy niggas will have a chance to understand a mysterium. Everybody else don't even try, your head will explode.

James: "Yo Will, girls are a mysterium. I'm trying to figure out why they crazy as hell"
Will: "You better stop man before your head explodes. Shit's crazy"

by Smart Nigga 18 August 22, 2008

murder mysteried

When a group of girls go to the washroom together drunk, all piss in the same toilet and there's period blood and a tampon left in the bowl.

Dude, someone just muder mysteried your toilet!

So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?

by ketchupmustardnorelish September 26, 2010

Mysterium

An organization made by Myst fans for Myst fans. Every year there is a convention and people vote on which city it will be in. In 2000, it was in Spokane, Washington. In 2002, it was in Carlsbad, New Mexico, in 2003 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, in 2004 Spokane again, and 2005's will be held in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The purpose of the conventions are to give people who have met online a chance to meet in person. There are contests and presentations at the conventions, which are held in hotels.

Plural: Mysteria, Mysteriums

"I won't be able to make it to Mysterium this year."

"The Mysterium Committee has not yet decided on a date for this year's convention."

"Mysterium.ch's discussion board is called Mystcommunity.com."

"How many Mysterium conventions have you been to?"

by Sarai February 8, 2004

captain mysterio

Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!

Bite me, bite me,bite me. Aye aye captain!!!!!

by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004

Mystericool

Mysterious and cool at the same time. See Myscoolious

This Voodoo ceremony is mystericool.

by -- a- -xx- November 26, 2017