oh my god god

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice

Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!

by fruitermelon August 21, 2007

Oh my God... that's fantastic!

Common phrase uttered by those who fuck the white bitch too much. Used when a situation that is normally bad becomes good because you've had to much coke.

From Futurama: 80's Guy: "Package delivery?!? Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"

My wedding ring fell down the drain! Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

oh my god

2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.

"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."

by Molly Polo December 15, 2004

No My God

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.

person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?

by T.J. Dubz May 28, 2012

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010

Oh My God Particle

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”

I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA

SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA UWU"
Not Josh: "What the fuck Josh?"
Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA"

by sussy baka nya July 19, 2021