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Mushtaq

n. "teree maa kaa thokoo" "the guy who fucks your mom"

A legendary figure, who's the subject of a recurring joke. The objective of this joke is to make someone ask "who's mushtaq". But they must already know about this joke from previous experience, and are tricked into asking it all the same. Then you hit them with the above given statement.

This is ideally done in a group setting.
Guy # 1 : Dude I had so much fun yest, we went to Bar Ibiza, then I hung out with a lot of cool people: Anna (a known friend) (other guy nods..)...Steve.. (guy nods some more).. Mushtaq

Guy # 2: Wait, who's Mushtaq

... long pause, which makes Guy # 2 realize he's fucked up. and then he gets hit with it:

"the guy who fucks your mom"
by teree maa kaa thokoo November 4, 2009
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Mushtaq

A very beautiful girl usually found to be smart intelligent and will one day make and amazing wife, she chooses to always put her family first. Although females are usually not funny mushtaq is an exception as she will always put a smile on ur face a and crack a cheeky joke which will 100% be funny
Do you know Ali I heard he’s with mushtaq the beautiful funny one
by Longheadedpeanut May 16, 2020
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