Murphy 

To suck your fart back into your body. A reverse fart.

I burped really loud, so I Murphy'd to make up the space.

Murphy by Joweeda November 27, 2015

Murphy 

The awesomest guy to ever live.friendly,awesome and is beast.Has great friends and they're awesome too.

Murphy is AWESOME

Murphy by MoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoney$$$$$ April 20, 2017

Murphy 

Someone in the work place who has no idea what they are doing in any way, shape, or form. They claim to have vast knowledge, but insist on doing nothing and demand that others do their work for them. This person has no social skills whatsoever. Somehow the conversation always gets back to talking about how cool they think they are. They walk around clutching the end of their sleeves nervously, and are content to waste time doing anything but work. All they care about is kissing ass and taking other people's ideas.

They are the Papa Murphy's of the workplace. Mediocre in every way, and yet still gets paid.

Ugh, she is being such a Murphy today.

I hate that guy. He's such a Murphy.

Murphy by charlie.99 November 4, 2014

Murphy 

That kid is a Murphy. A complete stalker online. He hunts people down. And watches Django Unchained.

"That kid is a Murphy, he always has his computer and is Facebook stalking while watching that one movie!"

Murphy by Who The Hell Are You? May 21, 2013

murphy 

To blackmail someone using privately shared materials

My boss tried to murphy me into resigning

murphy by techywiz November 30, 2020

Murphy 

The best fucking girl you will ever meet! She gets along with many people. Most sweetest girl. Honest girl.

Did you see that girl Murphy? She's so sweet!

Murphy by gennå May 31, 2018

Murphy 

A seemingly supernatural force that produces misfortune equal parts preposterous, humiliating, and calamitous. To be Murphied is to somehow have this force visited upon you, rendering you a tragicomical schmuck. To Murphy is to somehow direct this force at an opponent, thereby rendering the opponent a tragicomical schmuck.

As a sports journalist, I cannot recall a worse Murphying than that visited upon the opposing quarterback, whose game-losing interception was returned for a touchdown, after which the defensive back performed a tasteless victory celebration that simulated oral sex with the quarterback's elderly mother, who never imagined that a front row seat would perfectly situate her for such a humiliation.

Murphy by Roger Palmer January 9, 2018