muhfuckin' karma

When you bullshit so much about being sick to stay home from work that you actually get sick.

Buddy didn't want to work that day, so he faked the flu. Guess who has the flu now? That's muhfuckin' karma right thur, mah dood. Pass the Chex Mix.

by Sirbombalot October 5, 2010

mudfucker

Anyone who uses falsehoods and blatant lies to justify a self-elevated position, removing themselves physically from the dirt they belong in for short bursts, only to get dirty again and again, in and out of the mud.

John Kerry is a mudfucker.

by Kerry Hater August 18, 2004

muhfuckin'-god damnit

hilltop/hillside slang.

used when taking things
to the extreme or
exaggerating.

"shorty got them muhfuckin god damnit melissas on"

by nizz September 15, 2004

Muffuckka

One who fucks mothers...

Get offu my mutha U muffukka

by genitalia June 19, 2003

mufucka

Generic term used as a noun, verb, adjective, exclamation and adverb by incredibly vocab-limited Hood-persons as a lazy form of the too-many-syllabled "mutherfucker", which of course refers to the fact that since the actual lineage of many hood-persons is unclear, that having sex with a female hood-person may in fact be having sex with one's own mother (unless she's younger than you are.)

HP1: "hey bro', wanna hit some mufuckin' pussy tonite?"
HP2: "nah, mufucka, mufuckin' sister aks me ta hep her
wit' her mufuckin' homework tonite. ain't dat a
mufucka?"
HP1: "mufucka! I'm mufuckin' ready fo' pussy tonite!"
HP3: "how y'all mufucka's is, dawg?"
(HP= Hood-person)

by William the White September 1, 2008

mufucka

used by those who sound like they have a load of shit in their mouths. Usually black people who talk like ass.

Whassup mufucka. Where is my momma be?

by Keith May 13, 2005

muhfuck

The action of having sex with one's mother.

"Can I muhfuck you, mother?"
"Sure, Oedipus."

by thedrum July 7, 2005