munke

verb. to munke or not to munke
Slang for sex and/or fucking violently.
Can also be shortened to 'munk'. ("Munk me" meaning "fuck me").

I went over to insert name of hot chick/guy last night. I munked him/her real good/hard/violently/ferociously/svagely/mildly.
Me and my boyfriend/girl.
*whisper* "Munk me" in your SO's ear

by savagelyWeird October 4, 2016

munks

unwashed undergarments, whose stench can be detected from up to 5 miles away.worn predominantly by smelly wee men.the stink may cause nausea and vomiting in those who are exposed to it.

smell ure munks

by marie the wise November 8, 2003

munk

(v) Commonly used within a circle of friends engaging in smoking a joint. To be munked is to be passed in the rotation due to choking, coughing or being too intoxicated to take another hit.
Can be used as a cutdown, a simple declarative or a command.

"Yo! I am so fucking faded right now ... munk me."

"That guy is a big pussy, he munked after only one rotation!"

-"Yo holmes take that shit!"
-"(Cough Cough Cough) Munk! (Cough Cough Cough)

by theKnuckler September 15, 2007

munk

A large fat man who can only move around in a wheelchair and goes to a school for retards.

Munk, stop stroking my arms

by cousin yalezy February 29, 2004

munk

To mess something up. Another word for "the f word"

I really don't want to munk this up.

I got into a car accident and now my hood is all munk'd up.

by Little Oral Annie January 28, 2009

Munking

When your name is Munk, you have a +50 charisma bonus for everybody Reading this.
When not being Munk and you read this ben je dom

Ik ben net kk hard ge- munking -t

by DeEchteMunk December 12, 2018

munk

A cross between a munter and a mink, an unimaginably ugly person who not only dresses like a tramp, but also smells like one.

Oh my guiness, that Bev chick in our office is such a munter and dresses like the clothes were found in and OXFAM reject bin, surely she compliments both munters and minks and is therefore, a MUNK !

by P4D March 28, 2007