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chomping munch

when a man goes down on a girl against his will, also includes eating anywhere in the region of the anus and butt cheeks all the way through to the top of the vagina.
"I chomped so much munch last night, and only to get those Monster energy drinks I wanted."
"She made me chomp munch last night."
"Chomping munch is something you do against your will, and you better get the whole region!"
by Count Chocula Brocula July 28, 2017
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Munch Gang

A munch gang is when a group of people take lunch trays and form a cult that purges the weak and unworthy.
Girl: Oh shit here comes the munch gang, I hear they fuck shit up
Boy: Oh shit my Guacamole Nigga Penis ass can't handle them, run!
Boy 2: Munch Gang!
by I White Van February 14, 2019
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mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.
I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.
by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016
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Munch

A man who wants to have sexual interaction with a woman but is only allowed by a woman to give her oral pleasures.
“Girl, you ever gonna let him get some?”
“No, that n*gga a munch.”
by Keiyoki August 29, 2022
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Dick Munch

Being totally inconsiderate and rude. Extremely mean. Dont care about anyone but themselves.
by Jessee July 29, 2005
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cock munch

by christopher September 18, 2003
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Blumpkin-con-munch

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit whilst eating a pizza
Franchise: That Tal bitch gave me a blumpkin-con-munch

Prime Time: Watch yo conduct yung nugga
by Terion December 15, 2013
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