Mump Mania

When you go Mumping in a graveyard and try to get as much as you can before the authorities arrest you

"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak"

by Premuium June 20, 2024

Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.

"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."

by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014

mump

nigger

you acting like a mump

by grassfart December 8, 2021

Mump

Mega lump

Rohan is such a Mump!

by Mumperoni August 24, 2022

mump

Someone that acts cool and then proceeds to fuck your mother and make you breakfast

Did you see Denise with that mump last night?

by daddystephens February 5, 2022

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 20, 2024

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018