Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019
A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.
by Warrinder Lopez October 04, 2006
Fat kid with no friends.
by pie rat June 22, 2003
The Muffin Man for mod!
by Teh Muffin Man May 04, 2004
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
by RCG210 November 09, 2003
by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006
A man whose strange obsessions are tragically made apparent to wife shortly after marriage. Expression as in, "that muffin was delicious yesterday but today it's morphed into a load of fat".
by a muffin man September 15, 2011