Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.

Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man

by Benjamin Gunsmith September 07, 2021

Muffin Man

A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.

by Warrinder Lopez October 04, 2006

Muffin Man

Fat kid with no friends.

"Muffin Man is fat"

"This I agree with"

by pie rat June 22, 2003

The Muffin Man

The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.

The Muffin Man for mod!

by Teh Muffin Man May 04, 2004

The Muffin Man

A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.

by RCG210 November 08, 2003

muffin man

A great tune by Frank Zappa, from the album Bongo Fury.

It features a WICKED guitar solo.

Muffin Man is prolly of of FZ's most awesome axe solos!

by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006

Muffin Man

A man whose strange obsessions are tragically made apparent to wife shortly after marriage. Expression as in, "that muffin was delicious yesterday but today it's morphed into a load of fat".

"Girl, you thought he was man but he only was a muffin" F.Zappa (Muffin Man)

by a muffin man September 15, 2011