Muffintops

Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.

"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"

by ILoveYourMothersVagina April 24, 2008

muffintop

a human that is awckwardly over weight and have a "cliff hanger" over their pants forming the shade of a muffin top

that dudes got a large muffintop.

he needs a larger shirt to cover that up

by bracezz February 15, 2009

muffintop

top of a penis.

i drilled a soft muffintop last night and i feel great.

by dsfsdag October 19, 2008

muffintop

A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.

I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.

by Jimmy from the Ville February 13, 2010

muffintopface

1. someone who is usually pretty annoying but for some reason is near and dear to your heart

2. Ryan Christopher Taylor

oh, you're such a little muffintopface

by littlechicken February 3, 2010

Muffintoop

The fat cousin of the Muffintop; a common troll word

OMG you're such a muffintoop!

by Mike Gaydar May 25, 2010

muffintot

something you call your ex to make it less awkward when you comment on your shared "now single status" on facecheese

MR ExBoyfriend is single.

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ExGirlfriend: "congratzzz muffintots!"

by ExGal May 7, 2011