muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.

Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.

by itsjussme February 28, 2004

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the muffin man

the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world

only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...

by dane garner March 8, 2008

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the muffin man

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8

fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man

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A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

by Juke McKones May 29, 2011

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The Muffin Man

That guy...

The Muffin Man wins!

by Gates May 4, 2004

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Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.

Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man

by Benjamin Gunsmith September 7, 2021

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