muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.

Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.

by itsjussme February 29, 2004

the muffin man

the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world

only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...

by dane garner March 08, 2008

the muffin man

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8

fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man

by westonfuller fat April 04, 2020

The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

by Juke McKones May 05, 2011

The Muffin Man

That guy...

The Muffin Man wins!

by Gates May 04, 2004

Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.

Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man

by Benjamin Gunsmith September 07, 2021

The Muffin Man

The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.

The Muffin Man for mod!

by Teh Muffin Man May 04, 2004