mr. clean

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.

Hey look! It's Mr.Clean!

by Clavio May 13, 2005

Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.

His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2019

Mr. Clean

A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.

Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"

by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Mr. Clean

When you use hand sanitizer as lubricant to give a guy a hand job.

Sam gave Brandon a Mr. Clean.

by Post Sex Peace Dream July 19, 2009

The Fisted Mr. Clean

When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!

I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!

by friendsclosenemiescloser July 18, 2006

Mr. Clean

Someone who is very clean, which means that they are a very skilled and respectable individual.

Holy dicks, my teacher is actually Mr. Clean.

by Andre2698 September 18, 2017

Princess Mr. Clean

The most beautiful thing in the universe so beautiful he can skip his duolingo lessons. Here is a link to his wattpad !no spaces!

h t t p s : / / w w w . w a t t p a d . c o m / s t o r y / 2 2 0 0 4 0 5 5 6 - a - d a y - i n - t h e - l i f e - o f - p r i n c e s s - m r - c l e a n

Karen: Who is this Princess Mr. Clean
The whole world: Only the most dazzling person you've ever met

by Potato_trump April 12, 2020