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Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn 

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

Mowing Lawns 

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.
Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.
Mowing Lawns by LydiLauLillith April 22, 2024

Mowin' da lawn 

The act of altering the height of grass growing in a domesticated yard (lawn) via mechanical or other means WHILE WEARING FLY CLOTHES AND MAD BLING YO!
(Looks out window) "What the hell is Steve doing?"
"I think he's cutting the grass."
"Have you seen what he's wearing? He looks like a GANGSTA!"
"Oh then he be MOWIN' DA LAWN, yo."
Mowin' da lawn by Str8 up TeacherMan December 14, 2009

lawn mowning 

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.
Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
lawn mowning by Mydaho December 30, 2007

Mowin On Your Lawn 

To cross a physical or personal boundary between two people.
I don't mean to be mowin on your lawn, but you should pick a different shirt when wearing those shoes.

Mowing other people's lawns 

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.
Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!