Lyon mountian

A small town located just beyond the dannemora mountian,where the retired go to die and the young go to save money. The police will never come to bother unless you speed. Drugs, house burning and stealing are some of the locals favorite hobies in the summer due to the beautiful scernary and nothing else to do. If your not on that end of the stick well four wheeling hunting and sledding better be cause there aint jack sh#t to do up here. Theres one gas station with no gas no bathroom and a terribly rude clerk. If you enjoy freezing to death then lyon mountians -25 degree weather and 6 foot of snow winters will do just fine for you. Great little town to die alone in.

I would rather go to jail then lyon mountian.
Lyon mountian is a beautiful summer vaction spot lets just not talk about winter.
Did you catch aids or herpes in lyon mountian?

Im glad i came to lyon mountian they have the best meth to hunt on.

by Ski888 November 15, 2019

mountian pimps

Mostly found in utah, practice in polygamy, white guys with long beards who have more than one wife.

These beared mountian pimps have more women then a true to lie pimp

by bert2 October 27, 2005

mutian

Good person, good friend, good boyfriend material.

Hi, Mutian!
Hi, you're Mutian

by Sashikodei November 23, 2021

Mountian Range

More than two pimples or zits on a person's face.

Girl 1: Hey do you wanna go to Jason's party tonight?

Girl 2: No, I can't. I have a hunge mountian range on my forhead.

Girl 1: You should use pro-active.

by prettyprincess12345678 May 26, 2010

mouting

Short for Man-Outing. When men leave wife/SO and child(s) at home for a night of drunken debauchery, the exploits of which are never to be revealed to said parties.

Guy 1: The girl's going to visit her folks on Friday, feel like hitting up the pub?
Guy 2: Mouting?
Guy 1: MOUTING!

by Nikstlitselpmur September 20, 2010

moutman

A trash motherfucker. He is an Alexandrian bitch who enjoys getting fucked by his poodle dog and masturbates to pictures of his brother. He also has these ugly ass motherfucker braces and looks like he gets facefucked by an elf daily. A Moutman will always betray you. NEVER TRUST HIM.

"Ewww... Look at Moutman! Marc is so much better!"

by haragekoe October 21, 2018

Moutman

Moutman is the name given to a fucken wanker who jerks off his neighbours dog so he can drink the semen to impregnate himself. He loves to fondle with the penises of 6 year olds and have sexy time with the toddlers at preschool. He is also a registered sex offender and is not allowed within 50km of any school. He pleasures himself every night by using his little brother fist to stimulate is G spot. He then hand feeds his semen to his black slave that he keeps in his basement and uses him for sex.

Dont be a Moutman

by haragekoe October 21, 2018