shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead 

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

bitch ass motherfucking cockface 

What you say when you're extremely triggered.

Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!

bitch ass motherfucking cockface by Merlinwouldyalookatthetime January 29, 2018

head to the motherfucking desk 

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

head to the motherfucking desk by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit 

When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.

"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."

scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

motherfuckingfuckersonofawhorebitchskankhoefacedouchechild. 

Someone who you think you can trust, but actually goes behind your back every second of the day, without your knowing. Tries to act grown up, but proves that they are but a stupid little child on a daily basis with their immaturity.

I trusted her, and she told them!" "That's what you get for telling a motherfuckingfuckersonofawhorebitchskankhoefacedouchechild.

motherfuckingfuckersonofawhorebitchskankhoefacedouchechild. by LALALALALA1239375 December 6, 2010

motherfucking park jimin!!! 

motherfucking park jimin!!! is a very good looking person. he is observationally cute, sexy, hot and all that other good shit i’m still too lazy to mention.

person one: jimin is so sexy!!
person two: that’s because he’s motherfucking park jimin!!!

motherfucking park jimin!!! by 1275_nina January 10, 2019

Motherfuckingtwoballedbitchwithapingpongpussyandarubberhosedick 

The only word you would use if you were that angry

Mother-Fucking-Titty Sucking-Two balled Bitch-With a Ping Pong pussy-And a rubber hosed dick.

Guy 1: "HA HA HA HA, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, JUST KILL YOURSELF!"
Guy 2: (Screams) "YOU Motherfuckingtwoballedbitchwithapingpongpussyandarubberhosedick"

Motherfuckingtwoballedbitchwithapingpongpussyandarubberhosedick by VISH_AZ November 20, 2015