mortal kombat

aggressive masterbation; playing with one's self; releashing fury of pleasure

"Ready for some mortal kombat?"
"damn, i've been playing mortal kombat all day. my hand is sore"

by ChauMaster May 13, 2005

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat (verb) :- To chain a succession of sexual finishers that run in a specific order:

1) A Donkey Punch
2) Angry Pirate
3) Spiderman
4) Strawberry Milkshake
5) Pearl Necklace
6) Frosty Hitler
7) Superman Punch

In essence, one is "finishing" one's opponent.

"FINISH HER! MORTAL KOMBAT! Fatality..."

"Yeah, Steven I Mortal Kombated that bitch last night."

"That slut is so into Mortal Kombat."

by jpcymru July 14, 2009

Mortal kombat

A tablet ecstasy drug which has the mortal kombat logo on it and is mixed with legal drugs (sugar, caffeine, etc.)

John took mortal kombat and got high.

by Human92 April 19, 2014

Mortal Kombat

A game you play after GTA San Andreas.

Mortal Kombat is better than fortnite

by rgurtfgtrfg reegvtrf October 2, 2020

The Mortal Kombat

When a man has his penis inside said partner's mouth and is about to finish, and screams "Finish him/her", grabs their head and begins to violently thrash, punch, and shake their partner's head until ejaculation, ending with screaming "Fatality" at orgasm.

Damn, looks like she got the Mortal Kombat treatment from Steve last night.

by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

mortal kombat

Series of 2d side-scrolling Fighting games released on a number of platforms.

Famed for violent deaths for the losing fighter, unrealistic yet interesting and origianal moves, seemingly unlimited ways of killing your opponent and a fantastic multiplayer.


Shit movies.

Kintaro and classic sub-zero rule.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

when one is haveing sex with their partner and has a freind hiding some were in the room and when you pull out and you yell "MORTAL KOMBAT" and he goes "FINISH HER" and you proceed to cum in her face

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! followed by FINISH HER...SPLOOGE

by bob j sam June 13, 2010