mopping

v. the sexual act of stimulating a penis by "mopping" it with a vagina. much rubbing and clitoral attention included, with little or no penetration.

That hooker last night was rubbing her clit with my cock and mopping my unit, her stanky juices were dripping onto my balls...

by finkleandeinhorn December 9, 2008

Mopping

Basically trying to catch someone slipping, or lacking. something blueface or redface what ever his name is talks about and does.

"im mopping the westside" "how am i going to slip if im the one doing the mopping?"

by eEk bOi May 6, 2019

moppet

A toddler or child with a penchant for incessant noise-making. Often paired with the word "blood" when the target is a newborn infant.

"If you don't tell the goddamn blood-moppet to shut the hell up, I'll rent a jackhammer to drill its baby brains halfway to Kansas"

by Chisanth November 10, 2006

mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

"'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down."

by Rich Lyons May 28, 2008

Moppin Up

Waiting until the end of the night to pull whatever girls are left. Usually by this point they all look like freddie Kruger or have a body weight equivalent to that of a small elephant. The art of clearing up all the left overs as you would with a dinner plate after a meal.

"Yo Alex, u pulled yet"?....."nah im gunna wait till the end n mop up"........................."guys check this out matts moppin up that horror show on the dance flooor"......"get in there Top Mopper"!!

by J to the R.O.C October 21, 2010

mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug June 2, 2018

Mopping the Attic

The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.

I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.

by big_bfb September 14, 2006