Some call them "mopes", but the male performers who do some of the dirtiest work in porn -- the blow-bangs, the pile-ups, the spuzz-athons - are more than meatsticks with a cel phone.
by Peter Kbh August 17, 2009
Get the mopemug. the urge to do absolutely nothing. the ultimate laziness usually accompanied by a plain white tee, loafers, and sweats.
Man, me and my boy been moping all day.
This rain is making me want to mope all day.
Wow, we have successfully moped the day away.
This rain is making me want to mope all day.
Wow, we have successfully moped the day away.
by hodge6 January 12, 2012
Get the mopingmug. A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.
by Pooktastic September 1, 2009
Get the Mopedmug. Acronym: Most Oppressed People Ever Syndrome, commonly applied in football circles to refer to a group of people who revel in, and indeed define themselves by, the fact that they are the Most Oppressed People Ever, although in reality nobody gives a toss about them.
Celtic supporter: "Everyone hates us because we are Irish, but we don't care, in fact we want you to hate us because it only makes us stronger."
Everyone Else: "Get over yourselves you bunch of self pitying Mopes."
Everyone Else: "Get over yourselves you bunch of self pitying Mopes."
by neilta August 22, 2009
Get the Mopesmug. by Smashed_Smurf March 7, 2004
Get the The Mopedmug. Dang that chick is a total moped!
"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."
"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."
by Hoolia16 October 30, 2011
Get the Mopedmug.