blue mooned

The innuendo to top all other innuendos. It is the most vague, ubiquitous, general, and universal innuendo.

"I got so waster last night that a girl blue mooned me"

by Shellebee October 16, 2013

Moonie

A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.

A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.

by Alan May 14, 2004

Moonie

A member of the Fraternity of Galaxy.

Garrett is the best Moonie I know, he made galaxy-moonies.com

by Gab16 December 31, 2008

moonie doonie

A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.

You better watch out for those Moonie Doonies patrolling the retirement home.

by Praelia259 June 1, 2017

Moonies

Moonies; Noun (muun-nees)

To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.

Sam: I'm inviting a girl over to have Moonies tonight

Bart: What you watching?

Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her

by moonieman69 July 19, 2010

Moonie moonie moondog

A moonie moonie moondog is a cannibal who feeds on the sweet blood of children in the hour of darkness.

“Is that a moonie moonie moondog!!!”
“Yes gather the children for sacrifice!!!!!”

by Cannibal 101 May 25, 2020

Moonie

A very sleepy dog that sleeps most of the day and snores.

Oh that stupid moonie!

by EMOprincess5 July 24, 2009