mohawkaway

A term developed under the Roman Empire to express their method of overcoming lethargy or negative thoughts during stressful times if other methods like doing an Ooka failed.

“ Augustus ordered his men to do a mohawkaway every day to conquer their battles”

by gdabul August 9, 2020

Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.

"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

Fleshy mohawk

The act of whipping out your penis and placing it on top of an unsuspecting persons head.

"Hey is Dave tying his shoes over there?"
"Yeah, quick give him a fleshy Mohawk!"

by Hobbes the tiger August 17, 2016

Sticky mohawk

A sticky mohawk is When you are pounding a girl from behind, flip her over and shoot your shot on the top of her head. Then you style her hair into a stylish mohawk.

«Did you see that Niklas gave Claudia a sticky mohawk last night?»

by Playhouse2021 January 26, 2021

mohawk mullet

When a mohawk seeps into that awkward phase of possibly being a mullet. Business nowhere, party everywhere. Never socially acceptable.

Hey! Is that a mohawk mullet?

by Peter Laurenson October 30, 2013

bad mohawk

A mohawk that is cut down to the head and has about a half inch of hair in the mohawk form but you can't gel it up or even put it in liberty spikes. Usually rednecks get them f they are in ROTC.

Hey Rick had a bad mohawk, like those rednecks. And I heard he's into fat chicks too.

by Justin E. May 3, 2008

Ass Mohawk

Describes a person with a bare bum but lots of body hair in the crack.

The guy has so much crack hair his ass look like an Ass Mohawk

by poopstar January 23, 2009