A little bit of meek and a whole lot of goofy.
The coolest person you will ever know.
Much cooler than meek.
by Miss New Booty March 17, 2006
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Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.
You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me
by Manic Imp July 28, 2011
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A dinky and a moofy are true twin flames.

They were meant to be together in this life and every life. They are loving, funny as hell, and really good kissers.
by Moofus dinkius December 27, 2022
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did you see what alex jones was wearing? she looked like a moofy.
by Hogwartz5r3 May 24, 2010
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The face a person makes when they're lying
I know that's not true; you have your moofie face on!
by Megan Redhead October 3, 2001
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Have you ever been to a chuckie cheese and theres little kids all over the place and the carpets dirty and it smells like rotten feet? or maybe its hot in your bed and you are SWEATING! you are most def moofie .moofie is the feeling you feel when your dirty of entering a digust place.
oh my god the inside of this boomers is so moofie !

its 2 am and i can't fall asleep because its moofie
by campthinks August 21, 2019
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A homemade pocket pussy made with a Pringles can, sponges, and a disposable glove. Common term in the United States Navy.
Ted:"man, can you show me how to make a moofie? We've been out at sea for a month."
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"
by DamnitScubaSteve July 28, 2022
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