moof

Another word for hot, kinky sex.

"Wow, hunny, that moof last night was incredibly exotic."

by Blinkin March 17, 2005

Moof

A command, meaning approximately the same thing as "Kiss me, dammit!"

Moof. Moof. Moof. (repeat till subject notices)

by sallie d August 30, 2003

moof

A 1930's italian mobster; a gangster; a mafioso

Jimmy got whacked by some moof.

by Justice Lou March 28, 2005

Moof

A teenager who is thirsty and try’s to get with any girl he can, he will ruin friendships to try get a girl, despite this he has never gotten a girl. A all round nit bag who thinks he has clout but has next to no clout. Will get violated by everyone who meets him. A true beta male

Alex:George is being such a moof
Cam:how?
Alex:me and immy have been making out, he sat next to her wrapped his arm around her and she shouted ew and ran off and he’s still trying with her.
Cam: what a moof

by Gringleman December 07, 2019

Moof

1. A cigarette or a moof.
2. any object that you dont want to name.. or just rather genralize it.
3. alternate for "What's up?"

1. Can I get a mooferette?
2. pass me that moof over there.
3. What's the moof/What's your moof?
also wtm for those intarwebbers

by DoWnfall July 25, 2005

Moof

Moof is 2 words combined

Moof = Mood + Oof
Moof can be used in a situation that’s relatable or tea ☕️ or something that’s a mood or an oof

Moof was made by 2 people on instagram when autocorrect didn’t work

There is a Instagram account for moof called @moofgang and the people that follow are called moofers and the owners love them very much

The moofers have a spirit animal called moof which is a cat and cow combined

“I have tea to spill shishters”
MOOF

by ❤️👑✌🏻 October 15, 2018

Moof

An expulsion of wind from the urethra; a penis fart.

I don't smell anything, was that a moof?

by UrbanTwisticle September 14, 2011