Facebook Moocher 

Someone who deliberately goes onto one of their friends, list of friends, and befriends all of the ones whom which they have no acquaintance.

Fb User 1: "Dude, stop Facebook mooching all my friends."

Fb User 2: "I don't know what your talking about..."

Fb User 1: "You added my uncle?"

Fb User 2: "uhh..I met him at camp."

Fb User 1: "He's 43 you Facebook Moocher!"

Facebook Moocher by iG SPYD3R September 25, 2010

fun moocher 

Someone you dont really like who comes to your house uninvited and eats your food and hangs out with you and your friends but doesn't add to the converstation or make jokes i.e. stealing fun from you and your homies

Matt: God, alex is such a fun moocher he just comes to your house for the xbox and food. Who even invited him
Jack: noone!

fun moocher by Matt Santucci February 11, 2008

Moocher 

One who asks or takes from someone's food or money I.E. french fries, money, pretzels

The moocher wouldn't leave me alone until i gave him half of my cookies.

Moocher by Nathan March 31, 2003

Phone Moocher

Someone who uses their friend's phone to avoid paying their own mobile fees.

- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."

Phone Moocher by infected xD July 27, 2010

Story Moocher 

A story moocher is usually a needy friend who chimes in on your story to tell the best part.

Tim- "So then, out of no where--"

John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."

Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."

Story Moocher by Dick Tenenbaum December 15, 2008

Iggy the Moocher 

Iggy the Moocher is the sickest c**t to ever walk the planet. Riverview men believe in the divinity and humanity of Iggy, meaning he is both a demigod and fully human. The fact that he is human means that all Riverview are capable of following and being Iggy. Every year Iggy is chosen by God himself. His job is to lead the warcries against the disgusting boys in pink. Iggy must also be a respectable Riverview man in the eyes of loweee and kam and Iggy must attend church every Sunday.

Riverview student 1: Who do you think is going to be Iggy the Moocher this year?
Riverview student 2: Idk God will choose.

Iggy the Moocher by Junkie69420 August 29, 2021

moocher 

a massive leach on society. always trying to get something for nothing, usually unemployed. and in most cases excessively obese. may also like poop. also a chronic masterbater

bystander: hey mooch, whatcha mooching?
Moocher: I LOVE BIBI. and poop. kkthx

moocher by bibi hunter May 14, 2009