Monster Energy

a drink for annoying people

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*

by Officialopposum August 08, 2021

monster energy

an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.

Jason: Hey, is katie drinking monster energy?
Alice: Yea, i wonder if she actually likes it.

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021

monster energy

An energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids who either genuinely like it or are trying to look cool. It quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods and others saying it tastes like dog piss. Either way, try it out.

Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021

Monster energy

A drink that is consumed either by alt people or by rednecks, no in between

Someone on the internet: Dude monster energy is so good
Another person: so are you alt or a redneck

by Hydraulic press November 24, 2022

monster energy miku

a stupid smelly ass bitch

" monster energy miku is stupid asf"

by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020