monsoon

N. The act of wearing a full suit of scuba gear and goggles while giving a girl a blowjob while she squirts all over you.

Juan: Hey Jeff what did you do last night?
Jeff: My gf made me put on scuba gear and gave me the monsoon of my life!!!!!
Juan: Right on!!!!

by Djqwonsoloman5000 March 28, 2011

Monsoo

(n) : a monsoo is a cajun man who loves his cajun adventures. He drools and makes awkward comments on a daily basis.

Hey monsoo! When we gonna crank up one of those cajun adventures and trash your house eh?

Hey monsoo! Why you poopin in the shower, you silly cajun!

by 0o0o0o0hearts0o0o0o0o March 5, 2011

sulfur monsoon

A not-for-profit music project based out of North Florida, with subject matter stretching to the far corners of the universe. It is devoted to transcendental music compositions, layering instruments with various noises and atmospheric vibrances. It is a gas cloud blooming backward a 3-petaled flower hanging limp behind the ear of god. The visual art corresponding to this work is created for the sleepy parts of your brain, the parts that dare to dream but with no colorful reference. Sleeping giants, if you will. The crucial ligaments of cognition resting under blankets of drone-media on pillows of television screens. Sulfur Monsoon was created to wake you up.

"that dope music project is subterrestrial! it must be Sulfur Monsoon."

"those flowers are blooming on the opposite side of the rainbow spectrum. it reminds me of Sulfur Monsoon lyrics."

by schoolhouse February 7, 2010

monsoon

A step up from a blowjob...A slobbery, seasonal blow of "wind" to the male reproductive organ

Nick's girlfriend gave me a monsoon!

by King of the Burbs March 23, 2007

Milwaukee Monsoon

n. An abhorrently abrasive and base sexual act that consist of inserting a shaken bottle of any Miller product up the anus of a sexual partner just before climax. After the bottle is inserted and the bottles contents are emptied into the anus the perpetrator then quickly put's their mouth to the anus to drink the fount. It is the suggestion of the author that any person wishing to execute the Milwaukee Monsoon should:
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes.
b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle.
c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed.

"Dude, Can I have one of these MGD's for later.. I'm going to give what's her face a Milwaukee Monsoon!!"

by Jables McGrables November 4, 2006

Monsoon Assassin

When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill

Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Monsooning

To monsoon

It's monsooning out there!

Man, we can't go out on the boat today, it's monsooning.

by mattcarey95 June 11, 2011