A paragraph thats about 4 lines double spaced. Montgomery paragraphs are usually written right before the paragraph is due.
Bobby didn't do his English homework, so had to pull of a Montgomery paragraph on the bus this morning.
by AllegroTechie November 8, 2010
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I had this guy in room 9 last night whose mangina was so big I had do The Montgomery just to get a catheter in for a urine sample.
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Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler
The Reverse Montgomery Cooler is when the one layinen down projectile shitses and pisses
Into the one standing upses holes
The Reverse Montgomery Cooler is when the one layinen down projectile shitses and pisses
Into the one standing upses holes
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"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
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"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"what's better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"fuckin' anything else"
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by CharlesDickens23421 December 22, 2018
Get the Montgomery mug.A small town made famous for creating the Texas state flag that was, in previous years, highly regarded for its stunning academic background and highly sophisticated arts programs (choir. theater, band, etc) that earned them a spot as one of the most highly praised schools in Texas.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
Friend one: dude you used to be such a good guy...what happened
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
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noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/
1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.
2. A bad ass thing
3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.
4. Anything your heart desires
5. A small sweet bear
6. palatial regalia
adjective;
Corner Monorner
1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud
Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.
noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/
1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.
2. A bad ass thing
3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.
4. Anything your heart desires
5. A small sweet bear
6. palatial regalia
adjective;
Corner Monorner
1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud
Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.
by bertywho July 11, 2016
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Montgomery is one of the most amazing friends I've ever had! I don't know what I would do without him.
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