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Cookie Monstering

When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth
Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack
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Monstering

When a dog gets so wound up that they begin running circles around the room.

~Monstering typically continues until all of the dog's energy is spent and they flop down onto the floor for a quick nap.

~Also known as "Monster-Dogging."
Stand back, Fido is monstering again.
by BadRobotBrain July 20, 2010
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monstering it

when an action done surpasses boss status and proceeds by fists pumps in the air
Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??
by poopcity July 22, 2010
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Monstering

“Monstering” is when UK newspapers collectively vilify, dehumanize, or relentlessly attack an someone through sustained negative coverage. It’s a form of character assassination and moral panic–style persecution.

They are targeted over days, weeks, years. Stories are repeated with sensational or misleading framing to keep public outrage alive. They are portrayed as grotesque, dangerous, morally repugnant. Language strips them of sympathy — “beast,” “evil,” “scum,” etc. Humiliating or unflattering photos are chosen. They imply that the person represents something wrong with society — a moral decay, corruption, or threat to “decent people.”
Multiple outlets pile on, copying and amplifying each other’s stories.
The press follows the person’s every move, contacts relatives, digs into private life, and publishes details irrelevant to the public interest. The Leveson Inquiry (2011–12) exposed many such tactics.

The term gained prominence following the News of the World phone-hacking scandal. It was notably used by actor Hugh Grant and others describing how the press would “monster” people who challenged them — turning critics or public figures into tabloid villains. The practice reflects power dynamics: tabloids can make or destroy reputations, and “monstering” serves as both entertainment and intimidation.
“The monstering was high energy. Doubt turned into certainty that we’d done it wrong.” - Nick Davis’ character in The Hack, after Rupert Murdoch’s newspapers attacked him for a small discrepancy to shift the blame from Murdoch to Nick, the reporter exposing him and his media.
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Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.
Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
by Noot noot December 30, 2016
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cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.
To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.
by Plop August 5, 2016
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