Monet

When A guy and a girl are in the act of making love and the guy decides to take a shit on her chest. As the shit is halfway out He puts his ass on her chest and makes a painting motion.

Dylan: how are you and Alex?
Logan: I gave her a Monet last night!
Dylan: Nice!

by Heffy020202020000 June 3, 2009

monet

a super stupid idiot who’s just annoying all the time. steals your clothes and ruins your stuff. 10/10 eats ass

ugh she’s so annoying, she must be a monet

by skylarrrattt August 19, 2019

Monet

She is pretty, smart, funny, and nice. And she can be a person to talk to or chill with. And she was one 11:11 wish Shelly was happy to make

one of the best things to happen to Shelly was Monet

by Random name 716 October 24, 2017

Monet

a nice, pretty, but annoying girl

She was alright, she was a Monet.

by me_myself_&_you January 20, 2010

Monet

Monets are players who go from boy to boy breaking everyone's heart. She is a trouble maker who usually skips classes because she is not exactly smart. She always finds a way to get mad at someone and if she's not then she finds someone to be mad at. She is easily angered and is often ver cruel. She can be sarcastic in a mean way but is also quite funny. She thinks the world revolves around her. And even though she is cruel and terrible to be around she attracts a lot people. Overall Monets are horrid bitches who you should stay away from.

"That girl is such a bitch!"

"No even worse, she's a Monet!"

by Mimi_102704 March 3, 2017

Monet

A person who looks hawt from afar, but is the total opposite up close.

Cheryl: Ugh, I don't know why Jake is going out with Samantha. She is such a Monet.

by Marisol Tan May 20, 2013

Monet

Like Monet's paintings: Looks good from afar - but far from good close up

"See that girl over there, Ann Coulter, she's a right Monet"

by UglyGirlsNeedLoveToo July 2, 2016