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Monday

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school
Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}
by Levi........ January 19, 2019
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Monday Couple

A term used for a couple in the South-Korean variety show, "Running Man". The couple consists of two people, Gary (개리) and Song Ji Hyo (송지효). The two people are called Monday Couple as they only admit one another as their partner during Mondays only.
A: I am totally shipping the Monday Couple right now!
B: I know right! I hope they end up together in real life too.
by littlehorse56 April 20, 2013
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Big dog status monday

A name for the best day of the week Monday often referred to as B.D.S.M which stands from big dog status monday
Hey bro it's big dog status Monday go to your local clothes store and purchase some B.D.S.M merch to share this wonderful tradition
by Big man in da mornin May 12, 2021
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
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ih8 Monday's

a restaurant parody of "tgi Friday's". hopefully someday someone will make an actual restaurant out of it.
Guy1: tgi Friday's is one of my favorite restaurants.
Guy2: dude, that place is sooooo last year. ih8 Monday's is whats in.
by brett69xxx October 2, 2009
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Monday Morning Optimist

A term used to describe someone who is optimistic in such situations where a majority of people (or, just one particular person) do not want to hear optimism because it is unwelcome; such as Monday morning in an office enviorment.

This term can also be used outside "the office" to describe someone who just might be too optimistic.
Person: I hate Monday mornings.
Optimist: Oh, but it's the start of a new week, the beginning of a new day! Isn't it beautiful out?
Person: You're such a Monday Morning Optimist... it's annoying.
by Noxilerm June 1, 2007
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Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"
by Wookie4u January 11, 2010
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