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hey dogg this one biatch iwent out with had some titanic MONGOS!!!!!11
by david December 7, 2003
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mongos

EXTREMEMLY LARGE breasts (pamela lee anderson size) boobs, tits, titties, breasts, ears, whatever u wanna call them....
yoyo son one time afta i was on the bong i saw dis tight biatch wit deez major mongos with gigantic nipplez!
by jaquiescha December 10, 2003
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MongoStudMuffin

The StudMuffin is a Texas Urban Legend. He is purported to possess stellar charm, a rozor-sharp wit and a magnetic personality that is irrestible to women. Mongo is the title of the leader of the StudMuffin clan. Usually the StudMuffin is sighted in and around South Texas.
"That guy is too smooth. He must think he's the MongoStudMuffin!"
by LWS57 July 30, 2008
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Mongos

term used by jamerson and baller ben cuz of this hottie that was a year younger which jugs like an elephant...
also see TOB for more info
DAmn i wish i could get a piece of those mongos but shes prude
by TOB fo eva December 8, 2004
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moggs

u have moggs skills
by evilpoonani July 28, 2003
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mongosexual

Mongosexual: (adj.) Ones self-realization that their confused state of sexual identity is a result of FB and a 1960s television series containing 7 very different people stranded on an island.
Due to an odd situation, I had to admit my inability to have a relationship outside of FB, coupled with my addiction to a certain 1960s television series, leading me down a path of attempting some mongosexual behavior.

Lyrics by Just Frank 2012:
<Verse 1>
Well it occurred ta me - Juss laz nite
Everybody out there - Always wantin’ ta be right

They wanna tell me bout da way - Dey usin’ Dey junk
But it don’t confront me - How you leavin’ yo spunk

So I went to my girl - Cuz she up on what’s down
I told her that I’m steppin’ off - But feelin’ like a clown

As everybody on da FB - Got a label but me
Wontcha hep a brotha out, now - And tells me what to be?

She say Daddy you alright - But ya gettin’ kinda old
Like a stale piece of white bread - Wit a little bit o’ mold

If you wanna get real - And join the human race
You must look in the mirror - And see yo’ face

<Chorus>

And know you MONGOSEXUAL - I say you MONGOSEXUAL

Not tryin’ to disrespect ya - Cuz I knows you got some taste
But everbody all around you - Just a wantin’ dey space
When you MONGOSEXUAL!

<Verse 2 & 3 Won't Fit!!!>
by Just Frank November 23, 2013
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Mongosmith

Super Handsome Guy with a huge penis that has a massive Errection and he's so fine and his Pokemon go Acount is so Good follow him on IG @Mongosmith
by Instagram@Mongosmith July 13, 2016
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